Things my page ACTUALLY needs: less of you.
Well this is Enigma 100% of the time….
Glowbug about 70%
But it’s okay, I’m an annoying ass girlfriend/wife too!
- me: whats your opinion on tampons
- little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
- me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
- little brother: why
- me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
- little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
- little brother:
- me: that is a fantastic point
This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
I have never been prouder to be Canadian
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Someone wanna come rub nurofen cream on them? Does that even work? I don’t know. Whatever. I’m in pain.
- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance